tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-68116446644582008472011-08-22T10:50:25.732-04:00Opinions. Anger. Punctuation. Delivered frequently.Glennhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09197837765675193820noreply@blogger.comBlogger501100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6811644664458200847.post-39533890551627326822008-12-18T11:48:00.002-05:002008-12-18T11:51:01.848-05:00

I've got two photoshop entries in this week's contest at Cracked.com.******For most children, Christmas involves at least a little disappointment. You go to sleep thinking about it every night for weeks, the people on TV make it look like it's going to be awesome, and in the end, all you have to show for it is a bunch of ugly clothes thrown everywhere.read more digg story

Glennhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09197837765675193820noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6811644664458200847.post-31212334146117507152008-12-16T09:12:00.003-05:002008-12-16T09:40:00.094-05:00

Another article on Cracked, this one's on euphemisms. I had a lot of trouble finishing up with this one, mostly because I never felt that the writing was strong enough. Finally, I gave up and sent what I had to the editor at Cracked.Lo and behold it wasn't edited any more than any of my other articles. I choose to interpret that as a good thing, which requires that I ignore contradictory evidence

Glennhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09197837765675193820noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6811644664458200847.post-86994023531951304022008-12-11T17:14:00.001-05:002008-12-11T17:14:06.715-05:00

Everybody loves a good rumor. Already today you've probably passed on some juicy bit of information you heard, without first rigorously tracking down its source. But sometimes, a tiny scrap of bullshit can result in fortunes lost ... and sometimes much, much worse.read more | digg story

Glennhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09197837765675193820noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6811644664458200847.post-35810688966385808752008-12-11T11:24:00.003-05:002008-12-11T11:30:50.273-05:00

One of my photoshops is featured in this week's photoshop contest at Cracked.com. Mine is number 14, the bunny terminator.Here are my entries that didn't make the cut:A. Kitty Kat KopterB. Grindhouse PandaC. Cute Fish Attacks Sub!D. Puppy GodzillaE. What a sweet smile!Blurb:The internet loves cuddly animals. The internet loves horrific violence. We decided to combine them.read more digg story

Glennhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09197837765675193820noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6811644664458200847.post-91936548607194818852008-12-11T11:18:00.002-05:002008-12-11T11:24:02.717-05:00

After a long sabbatical, I've got another article up over at Cracked.com today. It is about 20% my work, which means that there's an 80% chance you might enjoy it.Blurb:Everybody loves a good rumor. Already today you've probably passed on some juicy bit of information you heard, without first rigorously tracking down its source. But sometimes, a tiny scrap of bullshit can result in fortunes lost

Glennhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09197837765675193820noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6811644664458200847.post-54655612376685642392008-11-19T13:48:00.009-05:002008-11-19T14:15:41.610-05:00

I tried hard to come up with something more boring to write about, but came up short. Stay with me though, as this will be slightly amusing to some small fraction of the internet population.Anyway, I learned two new words this week, and I thought I would share. The source of this new knowledge: fucking Newsweek. Seriously.I think what happened was this: I was so shocked by the fact the author was

Glennhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09197837765675193820noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6811644664458200847.post-35050957574946134742008-10-12T17:18:00.003-04:002008-10-12T17:54:48.774-04:00

A horse named plaudit who went on to sire Sarah Jessica Parker. Greetings fellow lexicologists. After a long delay, I'm back with another word for you, continuing the short-running series: Rare Words in my Productive Vocabulary. Basically, I rack my brain for a suitably rare word, provide my advice on its meaning and usage, and then describe the first site that I find using it on google. Also, I

Glennhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09197837765675193820noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6811644664458200847.post-86168850096568246302008-06-13T19:36:00.008-04:002008-06-24T01:50:26.111-04:00

A boat named alacrity.As I sit in my spartan temporary headquarters at Dalhousie University, I can think of only one word: alacrity. Alacrity is a cheerful willingness to do something, usually manifesting itself with promptness and whatever else is associated with perky productive people.The problem with this word is that only approximately 1% of the English speaking world will understand what

Glennhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09197837765675193820noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6811644664458200847.post-29177649148485341572008-06-07T08:42:00.003-04:002008-06-17T18:18:57.414-04:00

The Village People came to prominence in the disco scene of the '70s on a wave of huge novelty hits and gay pride. And they haven't stopped riding that wave since. Here is analysis of the hit song "Sex Over the Phone":read more | digg storyAs some of you may know, I write stuff along with Adam Brown, Ian Fortey, and Grady Stack over at ScenicAnemia.com. Well, today is a special day as one of

Glennhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09197837765675193820noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6811644664458200847.post-16561402145849872602008-06-05T23:06:00.003-04:002008-06-05T23:12:11.587-04:00

The U.S.S. Enterprise (Is Getting P.U.S.S.Y. Tonight). By Those Aren't Muskets (feat. MC’s Prime Directive and Galaxy Class)read more | digg storyStar Trek the Next Generation is second only to the Simpsons in my most watched show list, both in terms of number of episodes I've seen in the series and in terms of the number of times I've seen the same goddamn episode. I remember not being into it

Glennhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09197837765675193820noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6811644664458200847.post-15529337965827342232008-06-01T19:04:00.007-04:002008-06-02T01:17:16.273-04:00

Google image search needs to get its head out of its ass.So, I've started this thing where, once a week, I see what rare word I can think of off the top of my head; Then I run a google search to see what kind of pompous ass is using it. I also run an image search to provide random flava to the post.This week my subconscious conjured up the word munificence, which is a fancy way of saying

Glennhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09197837765675193820noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6811644664458200847.post-36426486763568364852008-05-27T10:31:00.007-04:002008-05-27T11:17:03.112-04:00

Apparently, the most relevant image to the word 'inveterate'.In a desperate search for easy content, I have decided to play a game once a week. That is, once a week, I will probe my powerful mind for the rarest word I can think of at that moment. I will then take that word and enter it in a google search. The first non-dictionary website to turn up will be discussed. Fun will be had.This week I

Glennhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09197837765675193820noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6811644664458200847.post-22974405025369482602008-05-11T12:21:00.003-04:002008-05-13T11:05:43.229-04:00

Nudity and television have an uneasy relationship. Sex sells, but TV can't even show nipples.Television has found a happy medium in breast cleavage--that innocent eye candy for emasculated husbands and prepubescent boys alike.read more digg story*****************************This article is about inappropriate cleavage rather than cleavage per se. The editors removed a sentence I had in there

Glennhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09197837765675193820noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6811644664458200847.post-88825607158936686882008-04-30T07:30:00.003-04:002008-04-30T07:33:05.907-04:00

Ever wonder what Grape Lady has been up to after her epic fall?Me too. That is why I wrote this interview. I sort of intended it as a parody of the internet community, like what 'it' would do if it had a chance to interview her.read more | digg story

Glennhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09197837765675193820noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6811644664458200847.post-38715010606251686802008-04-17T08:11:00.003-04:002008-04-17T08:12:53.817-04:00

"A well-designed monster (say, a burn victim with a glove made of knives) can make a franchise. Behold, the opposite end of the spectrum: the shittiest movie monsters possible."My photoshop made the top 10. Not too shabby.read more | digg story

Glennhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09197837765675193820noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6811644664458200847.post-11315432008199319002008-04-10T14:46:00.009-04:002008-04-10T18:10:51.782-04:00

See my new Cracked.com article here.Some stuff was cut from the article. Probably due to the fact that some items didn't fit the premise very well, especially after editorial shifted it a little. Also, the Hawai Chair is somewhat redundant with the Red Exerciser from the main article. Anyway, here are the out-takes (with pre-editorial format):5. The Hawai ChairThe Pitch: We challenge anyone to

Glennhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09197837765675193820noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6811644664458200847.post-84312759274040784912008-03-27T14:28:00.002-04:002008-03-27T22:27:35.247-04:00

"It's hard to know what the future will bring, whether it be horrors or some kind of previously unimaginable superhorrors, but we know some things you can always count on. Like advertisements."After a long drought, another one of my photoshops made the runners-up list of Cracked's weekly photoshop context.Check out the article:read more | digg storyHere are my shops that didn't make the cut:

Glennhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09197837765675193820noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6811644664458200847.post-81354787279128367982008-03-27T00:36:00.003-04:002008-03-27T00:43:40.462-04:00

'What better way to get people to pay attention than to make your PSA totally insane?' Prolific Canadian Cracked Contributor, Ian Fortey, hit one out of the park with this article. Unfortunately, it got buried on Digg, so not many people will read it. My favourite is the French ad. Anal cock-spinning should be an Olympic event.read more | digg story

Glennhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09197837765675193820noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6811644664458200847.post-12606447068219712072008-03-22T23:35:00.007-04:002008-03-23T00:10:49.227-04:00

I have watched the news for years, and until now I have kept my mouth shut. My silence ends now. What pushed me over the edge is my wife disagreeing with me when I called a respected Canadian news anchor 'Skeletor'. I was shocked. I just assumed that it was common knowledge, something not even worth mentioning, except in passing. I was wrong. You people need to know the truth about the people who

Glennhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09197837765675193820noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6811644664458200847.post-50301814895048634672008-03-15T13:12:00.019-04:002008-03-22T23:56:21.741-04:00

Yes, it is true. I am Canadian. Growing up, one of the best parts of being Canadian was getting to watch the educational 'Canadian Heritage Moments' that the government would run on the Teevee continually. I have to admit that some of these ads did accomplish the intended goal of inspiring and informing quite nicely. However, as you might expect from relatively low budget Canadian productions,

Glennhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09197837765675193820noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6811644664458200847.post-1672401220486447892008-03-07T17:20:00.008-05:002008-03-22T00:45:50.263-04:00

Pictured above: Daniel O'Brien's boner.Daniel O'Brien, cracked blogger and editor, has been trying to breathe life into the Cracked blog by honing a Colbertesque persona. I, for one, love this development. Check out his awesome article on badass presidents.Like Colbert, he has elected to use his power to focus on a specific cause, recruiting his O'Brien nation to help him. To date, he has had but

Glennhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09197837765675193820noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6811644664458200847.post-32176248397898947412008-03-06T10:03:00.004-05:002008-03-23T00:49:20.269-04:00

I thought all you hip cats out there would like to know about the next big thing before it happens. Allow me to introduce you to Ghanzarya Shandaharo.You've heard of the term 'triple threat'? This guy is at least an octothreat. Also, it appears that he cannot be killed.If you are like me and you recognize this man's greatness for what it is, then please spread the word. If you want to meet other

Glennhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09197837765675193820noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6811644664458200847.post-21958190317544152792008-02-28T09:51:00.006-05:002008-03-23T00:50:18.353-04:00

Cracked guy Tim Cameron produced a song called "Scientology is...nice!" The video for the song is a picture montage, based partly on the photoshop contributions of Cracked forum members. I am a member, and one of my contributions, which I like to call cock-shadow, made it onto the video. It was also used to produce the banner under the song title. You can find a bunch of gay scientology

Glennhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09197837765675193820noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6811644664458200847.post-35771858612203686242008-02-24T10:18:00.006-05:002008-02-24T15:40:30.397-05:00

It is kind of weird that my first post on SBF is about something that I wrote for another website. As I used to say during my time working in a leper colony, tough titties. I wrote an article for Cracked.com called 9 Islamic Fatwa We Can Get Behind.The premise behind the article is that for all the negative attention Islam receives in the Western media, there are some interesting things going on

Chuck Bronsonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04076745067463227830noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6811644664458200847.post-79220554405924649492008-02-22T18:41:00.006-05:002008-02-22T18:48:54.988-05:00

This blog is quickly becoming the place where my poor attempts at humour come to die. Cracked had another photoshop contest. This week, the premise was "Regrettable Bumper Stickers", so bumper stickers that seemed like a good idea at some point, but later turned out to be bad.Regrettable and self-incriminating:Irony people...I'm sorry:

Glennhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09197837765675193820noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6811644664458200847.post-62409632660721795902008-02-15T14:27:00.011-05:002008-02-17T00:18:48.914-05:00

The comedy website Cracked.com has started doing a weekly photoshop contest. The people on the Cracked forums are pretty creative, so the contests always yield hilarious entries. The latest contest theme was "inappropriate children's books". I made several submissions, and a couple got selected as runners-up (i.e. no money for me). Those entries belong to Cracked now. Here are the book covers

Glennhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09197837765675193820noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6811644664458200847.post-2687458702857802702008-02-08T20:41:00.000-05:002008-02-10T01:54:09.402-05:00

Do your friends and/or colleagues at work annoy you sometimes? Ever wish that you could annoy them back and maybe amuse yourself at the same time? You are in luck.In this article, I will give you a few ideas for pranks, and explain how to pull them off. Most of these can be accomplished in under a few minutes, and they work best if the person that you are pranking isn't very handy with computers

Dooopshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17698709316244116614noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6811644664458200847.post-27959098799542718092008-02-06T09:46:00.000-05:002008-02-06T14:46:15.824-05:00

Some excerpts from my postings on a thread related to boobs on the Cracked forums. Me and these other guys were trying, quite unsuccessfully, to sound like Victorian/WWI era intellectuals while debating the merits of 'good' breasts.*Update: the thread was deleted by mods at Cracked for some reason. That is unfortunate, because I managed to work in the words 'abstruse' and 'obstruse' into a

Glennhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09197837765675193820noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6811644664458200847.post-77589949895694441722008-02-02T16:36:00.000-05:002008-02-02T17:14:32.718-05:00

As somebody that doesn't watch late night TV anymore, I was surprised and amused to find out about the feud that has been going on between Matt Damon and Jimmy Kimmel. This just improves my opinion of Damon, which was already pretty high to begin with. I have taken the trouble of documenting this developing story. Enjoy.Guillermo, from Kimmel's show, blows off Matt Damon:Guillermo, from Kimmel's

Glennhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09197837765675193820noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6811644664458200847.post-60944401119551631192008-01-31T19:46:00.000-05:002008-02-01T18:35:42.104-05:00

I picked up the Def Leppard album Hysteria over the weekend at a used record store for $3.99. I didn’t even know they made this album on vinyl. I would have assumed that vinyl liquified on contact with music this epic.At any rate, I gave it a listen and I thought that it would be a fun album to review. Hysteria was the follow-up to Def Leppard’s breakout album ‘Pyromania’. This album took four

Razorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10241587828434075869noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6811644664458200847.post-47466649249327040072008-01-31T14:22:00.000-05:002008-03-23T00:49:45.178-04:00

Bart Simpson's voice is batshit crazy. Story here.Nancy "Bart Simpson" Cartwright Gives $10 Million to ScientologyActress Nancy Cartwright, the voice behind cartoon character Bart Simpson, has been awarded Scientology's Patron Laureate Award after donating $10 million to the faith in 2007. Cartwright's gift - almost two times her annual salary from The Simpsons - puts her top of a list of

Glennhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09197837765675193820noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6811644664458200847.post-11058045604304301152008-01-25T14:46:00.000-05:002008-01-28T21:34:01.983-05:00

Just like millions of people every day, I walk out my front door in the morning only to face the harsh reality that I am taking the bus to work. The Guess Who wrote a song about it, a fucking stupid song to be sure, but they nail situation right on the money.Sure, I can say that my reasons for taking the bus are environmental and that I’m trying to save the planet and all that bullshit. To be

Razorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10241587828434075869noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6811644664458200847.post-75988512295479896602008-01-25T12:50:00.000-05:002008-01-25T12:51:24.115-05:00

Awesome...http://view.break.com/362761 - Watch more free videos

Glennhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09197837765675193820noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6811644664458200847.post-25129113271651017582008-01-19T14:55:00.000-05:002008-01-24T20:17:18.863-05:00

Normal people concern themselves with things that are mainstream. This is as true for news and entertainment as it is for sex. Consider, if you will, that here was a time when a 'blowjob' was one of the most intimate acts imaginable, and not something to talk about publicly.Nowadays blowjobs are as common as shaking hands, among teenagers and their role-models at least.You see, sexual norms

Glennhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09197837765675193820noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6811644664458200847.post-67234655632658841452008-01-17T14:01:00.000-05:002008-03-23T00:50:18.355-04:00

All it takes for evil to triumph is for good people to do nothing. In this case, I, as a distractingly good-looking person in charge of a nothing blog, have decided that coasting on the bravery and talent of others is a good idea.What has my tighty-whities in a bunch?Micheal Swaim, of Cracked (as blogger and author of feature articles) and Thosearentmuskets! (as head writer of skits, actor,

Glennhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09197837765675193820noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6811644664458200847.post-52966592717783380322008-01-17T07:26:00.000-05:002008-01-17T17:07:02.229-05:00

Tiger baby, man-up for christsakes. 10. Tired of being called out by his hot wife for playing a pussy sport, Tiger Woods quits the PGA and moves to Austria with the goal of dominating Aussie Rules Football, only to find he has made a terrible mistake when people stop goose-stepping, cower in their lederhosen, and start referring to him as die Schwartzfußballer.9. Matt Damon voted People

Dooopshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17698709316244116614noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6811644664458200847.post-31927354891114096932008-01-13T13:46:00.000-05:002008-01-14T10:32:48.661-05:00

Side FourWe’ve reached the end, and I’d like to say that it’s a good end, but to use cliched analogy, side 4 is to the White Album as Ringo is to the Beatles.Revolution 1 (Lennon)This is not the song you think it is; well, it is, but not the same version. Everyone knows the raucous distortion-filled song that makes you want to jump out and start kicking ass: that song is simply called ‘Revolution

Razorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10241587828434075869noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6811644664458200847.post-28299615932083386362008-01-10T12:00:00.000-05:002008-01-27T18:08:26.122-05:00

Automated Tellers, not the porno related ATM, you dirty freakI find myself boiling into a rage everytime that I go to use an ATM. I just want to pull out 20$ in the next 30 seconds. Is that too much to ask for?The following are simple guidelines to ensure fast and irritation-free access to our money:1) Know where to stand - Hey jackass, I can feel you breathe down my neck, and that better be a

Krishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14532094046288381596noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6811644664458200847.post-8265708562662555762008-01-07T11:24:00.001-05:002008-02-13T17:19:18.622-05:00

The store-security fashionistas took a dim view of his denim on denim faux-pas.It never ceases to amaze me how completely unaware some people are of their surroundings, especially...ESPECIALLY in grocery stores. They walk in there and wander around as though they own the place, completely oblivious to the fact that they just cut off that renegade shopper in the discount produce aisle, and that

Razorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10241587828434075869noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6811644664458200847.post-3501212244306265282008-01-06T20:31:00.000-05:002008-01-09T07:44:57.608-05:00

1. Birthday (McCartney)Another McCartney creation, could this song be any catchier? No, it cannot.Among other things, it allows the Beatles to re-visit their roots, churning out a shallow pop song that means absolutely nothing. I’ll tell you this: it sure as hell beats the original ‘Happy Birthday’ song…man that song sucks. Well, the Marilyn Monroe version is ok.Happy Birthday, Mr. President.At

Razorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10241587828434075869noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6811644664458200847.post-42820874041382026022008-01-06T20:27:00.000-05:002008-01-24T20:19:23.281-05:00

Just another day at the office for Oscar 'little guy' McDignityFinally, an unbiased review of a Doors album. That's what you are thinking. I don't want to disappoint you, man, but I must.The Doors are awesome and their album Strange Days is a swollen abcess of awesome, which is best introduced by making you watch a fan vid presenting KITH alumnist Bruce McCulloch's monologue/song 'Doors'.Now

Glennhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09197837765675193820noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6811644664458200847.post-62865325877047428952008-01-04T18:47:00.001-05:002008-02-24T15:42:09.847-05:00

Here is an item that I deleted from my As Seen on TV: 10 Most Laughably Misleading Ads article early in on during the self-editing process because it didn't quite fit my premise. That is, old people are generally useless, so it is hard to exagerate that aspect of their lives. Yet, some people left comments implying that I had 'forgotten' about this classic commercial. Not so!X. Life AlertWhat

Glennhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09197837765675193820noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6811644664458200847.post-55425546943541761372008-01-02T00:55:00.001-05:002008-02-24T15:42:35.733-05:00

So, my first 'cracked' article was published on New Year's eve. This was a bit of a surprise since I thought I was supposed to go up on January 6th. My only regret is that I didn't get to see it up on the front page. I love most of what the Cracked editorial team did with it. The pics were awesome, and they managed to shorten something that was so long nobody would bother to read it.You see, I

Glennhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09197837765675193820noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6811644664458200847.post-76823585547384615602007-12-21T12:47:00.000-05:002008-01-24T20:21:07.068-05:00

My post on porn terminology was construed as a reaction to a particular website. That is sort of fair since I do a lot of my browsing on that particular site.Anyway, here is a link to a listing of blogs that have mentioned thehunDOTcom. If I am to be judged by the company I keep, I am a filthy, filthy whore of a man.http://technorati.com/blogs/thehun.com?reactions

Glennhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09197837765675193820noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6811644664458200847.post-77803499773983255172007-12-17T11:34:00.001-05:002008-02-23T19:39:50.167-05:00

Side TwoIt is a little known fact that Ringo referred to his wang as the "fifth" Beatle.1. Martha My Dear (McCartney)Like side one, side two begins with a McCartney song, which was a solo effort, without the influence of any of the other Beatles. It’s a lovely song without much substance, which McCartney has been known to effortlessly churn out.According to AllMusic.com, ‘Paul McCartney, the

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The Beatles White Album, recorded in 1968, was the anti-Sergeant Pepper. While Sergeant Pepper is a unified concept album with each song running seemlessly into the next, the White Album is a clusterfuck of mis-matched songs that have no business following one another on any album.Does it matter? No, the album still works; it shouldn’t work, but it really does. I guess that’s just a testament to

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For all you clueless people out there, I will add a few more keywords that you may wish to avoid when surfing free porn sites, or not, depending on how much you like cock and how you like having it served to you. (Personally, I prefer my cock erect and attached to me.)1. Tranny: Tranvestite, not some sort of weird train, though the concept of a tranny train does horrify me to no end. A dude

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Wanna watch me get my freak on?A world without porn would be a joyless fuckscape. A world without free porn would be a million times worse, or just as bad, I don't have the patience to work that out.Thankfully, free porn sites exist. The problem? They want you to look at ugly people having sex, and they are willing to trick you to do it (like goatse, but less horrifying). It is classic bait and

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Cutting out middle man makes good sense business, yes?Backstreet Boyz, we don't care about spelling. A saying that is as true today as it was several years ago when it was first uttered by Ben Stiller while he was acting in a skit for some awards show.Is it getting hot in Herre? So, what is the deal with kids that misspell stuff? You know, if you truly didn't care about spelling, and were just

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So, I elected to burst my blog's cherry by whoring myself to Cracked.com (perhaps slutting myself is a more appropriate expression, given that I am receiving no compensation).Anyway, if you are like me (which is highly unlikely, given my bucolic beardo splendor), you are tired of shitty comedy. SNL skits that stink, etc... (to be fair, those video shorts are great), and any number of stand-up

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